Post by margaret1234 on Jul 24, 2007 1:13:29 GMT -10
In the Daily Mirror newspaper today one of the UK’s television critics ( Jim Shelly) wrote the following article. This man is usually very harsh…….but in this article he is merely sending the Rio episode up a bit.
The picture he used was a Black & White but, I have substituted this for a colour one and which is almost identical to the one in the newspaper. I do not have a scanner so have typed the article out word for word.
I just thought you might find it amusing ( I hope so anyway ). I mean we all know CSI Miami is deliberately played over the top……and which is why it is so popular around the world…..because it is different to all the other crime series on the planet
SHADY: Horatio in Rio
HORATIO CAINE IS ABLE
In CSI: Miami, Lt. Horatio Caine and Det.Eric “ Delko” Delektorsky went to Rio in pursuit of Riaz, the drug- dealing bastardo who killed Eric’s sister and Horatio’s wife - the all round CSI superfox, Marisol.
Here’s a quick glimpse of the script.
Opening shot of Caine kneeling by Rio’s famous statue of Christ either a) tying up his shoelace, b) looking for his contact lens or c) just looking very cool.
Riaz, says Eric, is hiding in “the favelas. The most dangerous part of town”.
Cue; agonised screams.
“ Do you hear that?” asks Eric.
“I do hear that Eric.” Muses Horatio, who always mentions everyone’s name as if he thinks knowing your colleagues’ names is a special talent.
They discover Horatio’s brother hanging upside down beaten to a pulp. Horatio stands there, deliberating whether to take off his shades as his brother passes away. He then mutters “I love you” and wanders off.
“ I told you Caine, “Riaz spits with difficulty on account of the dagger in his teeth. “I am going to take everything you luff.”
Riaz snatches Horatio’s nephew and jumps on to a tram.
“It goes into the heart of the favelas,” gulps Eric. “The most dangerous part of town.”
We inexplicably find Eric on a helicopter pad having a slow motion fight knife-fight with Riaz.
Horatio appears from nowhere and without getting so much as a crease in his designer suit stabs Riaz dead.
He then puts his shades on and adds for home.
HOPE YOU FOUND THIS AMUSING........You will no doubt let me know one way or another..........Margaret
The picture he used was a Black & White but, I have substituted this for a colour one and which is almost identical to the one in the newspaper. I do not have a scanner so have typed the article out word for word.
I just thought you might find it amusing ( I hope so anyway ). I mean we all know CSI Miami is deliberately played over the top……and which is why it is so popular around the world…..because it is different to all the other crime series on the planet
SHADY: Horatio in Rio
HORATIO CAINE IS ABLE
In CSI: Miami, Lt. Horatio Caine and Det.Eric “ Delko” Delektorsky went to Rio in pursuit of Riaz, the drug- dealing bastardo who killed Eric’s sister and Horatio’s wife - the all round CSI superfox, Marisol.
Here’s a quick glimpse of the script.
Opening shot of Caine kneeling by Rio’s famous statue of Christ either a) tying up his shoelace, b) looking for his contact lens or c) just looking very cool.
Riaz, says Eric, is hiding in “the favelas. The most dangerous part of town”.
Cue; agonised screams.
“ Do you hear that?” asks Eric.
“I do hear that Eric.” Muses Horatio, who always mentions everyone’s name as if he thinks knowing your colleagues’ names is a special talent.
They discover Horatio’s brother hanging upside down beaten to a pulp. Horatio stands there, deliberating whether to take off his shades as his brother passes away. He then mutters “I love you” and wanders off.
“ I told you Caine, “Riaz spits with difficulty on account of the dagger in his teeth. “I am going to take everything you luff.”
Riaz snatches Horatio’s nephew and jumps on to a tram.
“It goes into the heart of the favelas,” gulps Eric. “The most dangerous part of town.”
We inexplicably find Eric on a helicopter pad having a slow motion fight knife-fight with Riaz.
Horatio appears from nowhere and without getting so much as a crease in his designer suit stabs Riaz dead.
He then puts his shades on and adds for home.
HOPE YOU FOUND THIS AMUSING........You will no doubt let me know one way or another..........Margaret
nice piece! the rio eppy was just fantastic to me! have seen it twice now. love it! Riaz got just what he deserved!
