proshutterbug
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The devil made me do it. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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Post by proshutterbug on Mar 2, 2008 17:25:01 GMT -10
H at Wal-mart..oooh I like it ok here is mine
Prices (pauses to put on shades ) aren't the only thing falling here.
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Post by ohiogranny on Mar 2, 2008 17:43:48 GMT -10
"Oh-oh. There's Calleigh and here I am in the hair rinse isle. Better scoot. Yep. Better get out of here fast!
Karen
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proshutterbug
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Post by proshutterbug on Mar 2, 2008 19:55:29 GMT -10
Karen you crack me up that was great!
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Post by gonsy on Mar 2, 2008 20:31:21 GMT -10
Thanks girls for make my mood good this monday morning...I needed it!  Gonsy |
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proshutterbug
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Post by proshutterbug on Mar 3, 2008 2:54:37 GMT -10
Still at Wal-mart..
Looks like our victim was....oohh shirts are half price..I wonder if sunglasses are on sale....
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proshutterbug
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The devil made me do it. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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Post by proshutterbug on Mar 10, 2008 18:22:15 GMT -10
in the everglades..
Hi Stetler..come see what I have found over...(he sticks his foot out and Rick trips and ends up being eaten by the gator)...oooppps.
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karaofkrypton
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At CSI Miami We Never Close.[ss:David1]
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Post by karaofkrypton on Mar 17, 2008 13:42:37 GMT -10
You gals are real cards. You auto be dealt with. I love David's puns. I remember one where Trip found a Woman who was shot with a nail gun. Trip says, Devorce sucks. David says, Its a killer.
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Mama C
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i love everyone on this board[ss:DavidVeryBlue1]
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Post by Mama C on Mar 17, 2008 14:08:42 GMT -10
in front of crime lab
alexx: horatio this baby boy was shot 3 times and he is only 15 years old
horatio: looks like he had a ........hey come back with my hummer
it might not be funny i am new at this
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Post by ohiogranny on Mar 17, 2008 14:29:42 GMT -10
You may be new, but you've got the hang ot it, sassyraven. Here's my entry:
Horatio: "Well, if my math is right that means he'll have 10 bullets in him by the time he's 50."
Karen
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Post by Sharon Caine on Mar 17, 2008 21:27:26 GMT -10
In English class teaching 3rd graders.
Horatio: Remember kids. I before E *Puts on shades* Except after C.
Hehe, my first one. Maybe some of you will know where I kinda got that from. =)
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proshutterbug
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Post by proshutterbug on Mar 18, 2008 13:19:21 GMT -10
Great ones folks...I love those one-liners..Ok at school it is ..here is mine
remember kids that if you fail in class you have to deal with it again, but if you fail at life you'll (pauses to put on shades) have to deal with me.
or for a funnier one..
get A's in class or (shades time) get F's with me.
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proshutterbug
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Post by proshutterbug on Apr 1, 2008 10:46:11 GMT -10
I miss my one-liners folks...we need a new one...Ok here we go
Horatio over a body found in a barber shop
"looks like he got more than a shave and a hair cut for his two bits"
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Post by ehmalo01 on Apr 1, 2008 10:51:45 GMT -10
Okay...I'll give it a try, but I'm not so good at these...
Still in the barber shop.
"Looks like the only thing that got cut short...was his life..."
em
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proshutterbug
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The devil made me do it. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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Post by proshutterbug on Apr 1, 2008 10:54:54 GMT -10
what are you talking about Em...you are a natural...that was great...Ok here we go again...
"I bet the barber didn't get a tip"
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Post by ohiogranny on Apr 1, 2008 11:49:41 GMT -10
"Looks like that last shave was a bit too close."
Karen
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